c2oh:

WHAT FISH IS THIS IT’S A FUCKING TIRE MOTHERFUCK 

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

I start my temp job tomorrow morning and I went to sainsburys to buy some smart clothes and fuck their sizes are whack, the shirt I bought in my size was TINY and the trousers in my size were GIGANTIC.

The fuck you playin’ at, sainsburys.

shiizuos:

If you call me senpai during sex ur getting more sex

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

The joys of living in flats

I’m sorry, fans of Gokou Ruri. I too liked her back in season one, but this season she has become an awful character. She’s not the only one though. I used to like Kyousuke too, and also Ayase. Now they’re both incredibly stupid and pathetic and just overall awful characters.

33113:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

thedailykirino:

danshiderp:

“If you live alone and get an A in your next academic test, then I’ll believe that you’re not sexually involved with your little sister”.

OH YEAH BECAUSE THAT’S FUCKING LOGICAL ISN’T IT

Oreimo is fabulous. And our mom was just trying to get Kyou to focus on his studies instead of me. She threw in that incest stuff just to rile him up and piss him off.

Jeez

Right. Because embarrassing, insulting and angering your son is the best way to communicate with him and encourage him to do well in his studies. Using his relationship with Kirino as bait to get him to do well is sick.